Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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