yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
