Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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