if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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