i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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