I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
kristin has been a bad kristin
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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