Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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