at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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