i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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