So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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