I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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