im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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