Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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