All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
