yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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