your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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