So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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