His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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