i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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