The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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