either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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