forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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