I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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