Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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