you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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