so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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