How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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