Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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