Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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