I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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