im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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