Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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