at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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