I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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