Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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