we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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