Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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