even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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