Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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