I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There r osticjed everywhere
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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