The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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