Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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