i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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