she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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