We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
