he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
