The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is wine microwaveable?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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