He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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