yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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