Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
