There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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