i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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