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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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