Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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