quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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